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The Following Tragic Report Comes from the Desk of Rob Mariles:
Thursday, January 22, 2015
Jeff Lampl
The Following Tragic Report Comes from the Desk of Rob Mariles:
Thursday, January 22, 2015
Jeff Lampl
A
husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that
his wife was missing.
Husband:
My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.
Sergeant:
What is her height?
Husband:
Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant:
Weight?
Husband:
Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant:
Color of eyes?
Husband:
Never noticed.
Sergeant:
Color of hair?
Husband:
Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.
Sergeant:
What was she wearing?
Husband:
Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.
Sergeant:
What kind of car did she go in?
Husband:
She went in my truck.
Sergeant:
What kind of truck was it?
Husband:
Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special
ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the
bed. Custom leather seats and “Bubba” floor mats. Trailering package with
gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four
power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a
small scratch on the drivers door. At this point the husband started choking up.
Sergeant:
Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck.
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